The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.
Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007
Get the bake faced mug.The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.
by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006
Get the facedesk mug.Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008
Get the Shot-faced mug.Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.
A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010
Get the faced of time mug.two-faced is when someone is nice to you in person but when not in person talks shit behind your back...
by .EXcLUsiVE. September 24, 2005
Get the two-faced mug.by fartsnfire June 17, 2010
Get the Fart-faced Faggot mug.Term coined by musical artist Oliver Tree. Somebody who has two totally different personalities. Unbeknownst to you; One side being an angel, the other side being a devil.
"My ex had a seemingly sweet and caring personality, but when you needed her most she could be a total bitch. She was a double faced entendre."
by Happy454 June 23, 2021
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