Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

by Sir Fist August 16, 2010

facial hardware

The crappy jewelry that otherwise cute girls wear in their noses, lips and other parts of their faces that is a huge turnoff for guys.

She's a really attractive girl, but why does she's have all that fing facial hardware?

by Mike Eff October 19, 2013

facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.

Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

by Bo Slone February 2, 2009

Facial Fairy

A guy who sprinkles girls faces with his magic fairy dust.

I was those chick's facial fairy last night.

by thatoneguywithaface December 2, 2010

facial pubes

A beard. Especially if it looks like pubes.

He's got food in his facial pubes. And it looks like clam chowder. Oh that's not chowder!

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

Facial Dusting

Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.

I need to do some facial dusting

by flamboyant_filip March 24, 2011

facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.

Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!

by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016