The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.
by Pac_Eddy May 01, 2009
A ludicrous connation made by the corporate fascist ass-hole Bush (who got into office by suspicious cough* illegal*cough means) to instill more nationalism and show resentment against the French because they, like MOST of the world, did not support an imperialistic, unjustified war where NO WMDs were found.
Bush: I reckon I'm a-gonna name these here fries *Freedom Fries* cause I sure don't like them French...just cause they don't want to go to war! Damnit, I want this war! I know damn well there ain't no WMDs in Iraq, but hell, I sure like me a game of cowboys and Indians (actually Arabs) and my whole presidency is a warped parody of Walker, Texas ranger...or should I say *dumbass*.
by RandomPerson May 25, 2003
Deep frying something without an actual deep fryer. Just using a pan and some oil over a stove. Not conducive to grease fires.
by Mikhail Anton June 26, 2009
by Dodgy mate bruh April 09, 2016
Wowie, that stinky old milk is NASTY fries!
That dirty old man said some things that were nasty fries!
That dirty old man said some things that were nasty fries!
by Myfriesbedelish January 11, 2019
josh is a fried duck
by Fried Duck February 23, 2017
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