fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

Fried Icecream

the act of slathering petroleum jelly on your penis (or another flamable liquid) and lighting it on fire and ejaculating while still on fire the semen is then refereed to as fried icecream.

ouch my dick is burnt! you must have been making fried icecream.

by notwilly November 5, 2010

Fried-Daze

When someone is under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, or any other substance on a Friday, and they have lost all awareness of their surroundings including: people, places, and/or things.

Just like fried foods amplify the sensation of eating, being in a Fried-Daze signifies that a person has taken their trance to a whole new level that is incomprehensible by those that are not in a Fried-Daze.

When someone walks into a 7-11 on Friday and attempts to purchase copious amounts of snacks including: King Size Reese's, Doritos, and Taquitos then proceeds to try and pay with their cell phone, they are clearly in a Fried-Daze.

by Dat Donut March 11, 2010

Fried Day

Fried Day. The start of the weekend (Friday) and the best day to get fucked up by smoking yourself stupid.

It's Fried Day nigga! Let's fuckin smoke that ounce of purp.

by xNTCx October 16, 2008

fried fly

The aroma of a housefly after it hits a halogen bulb.

The sweet smell of "fried fly" filled the den and everyone denied farting.

by w h richatdson December 9, 2007

Fried Chili Cheese Dogs

A sketch comedy Show found on Youtube that has all the ladys going whuuu? it will blow your mind with its memorable characters and witty writing. Created By Bobby Crawford and Brandon Kinzer on July 9th 2008 it has captivated an audience of somewhere between 14 and 17 people.

guy #1- Fried Chili Cheese Dogs is Hilarious!
Guy # 2- what? you got a fine from taking children to the geese lodge?
youtube show farts funny

by FCCD's nuts February 6, 2012

Fried Butter

Also commonly known as fried butter on a stick, this is an American invention known to contribute to 1 in 3 Americans' diabetes and obesity.

A snack similar to an American corm dog, where a block of butter is attached to a skewer and deep fried.
Also the snack Americans eat while riding in a Ford Mustang wearing a jacket with the flag decorated on it singing the US national anthem waving an American flag and shouting patriotic slogans while in either Russia or China.

Bob got type 2 diabetes after his diet was mainly based on 7 fried butters a day for around 13 days.

by Rydux July 12, 2016