forwarditis

The tendency to send impersonal, cheesy or off-color previously-forwarded emails to everyone in your address book.

"Save us all from forwarditis."

Tom: "Joe has forwarditis. I just got another one about some whacko alien conspiracy theory."

Cho: "Dude - what an emailsturbator."

by gr33nman May 13, 2009

fuck it forward

When ending a romantic relationship with someone you are not into in as much as they are they become hurt and sad. That person no longer trust romantic endeavors and mends their broken heart by screwing the next person they date. Inevitably, you yourself will be fucked over by someone else, so goes the circle of broken hearts, you fuck it forward.

I just broke up with Scott, he seems sad, well whatever, fuck it forward.

by Yominxdude January 4, 2012

Forward Unto Dawn

A ship from halo...

but more importantly

THE BEST CANADIAN SCREAMO BAND EVER!!

Mike: hey, have you ever heard of forward unto dawn?

John: is that that ship from halo?

mike: no shit brain tit nut, its the best band in the world, FUCK!"

by voteordiemaaafucka April 19, 2009

Forward for Pleasure

1. While the man lies on his back on the bed, the female approaches him and straddles his hips with her back to him. The true joy comes when she leans forward as far as she can. Some women may want to grab onto their partner's legs and pull themselves down to the bed. In so doing she drastically alters the angle of penetration. Some couples may find that it is uncomfortable until they adjust the angle of her hips a little. Once this adjustment has taken place she will find sensations unlike any other. She can then rock back and forth with his legs for support or he may wish to support her hips with his arms to assist her movement.
Although it is very pleasurable this position provides little clitoral stimulation. Consequently women who enjoy direct clitoral stimulation may not enjoy this position as much as their partner.

Oh yeah, do it from behind mamma!

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

fashion-forward

presumably hip, slick and cool

"By revealing his 'secret' to a few fashion-forward people and allowing them do the legwork, he created a textbook viral-marketing campaign."
The Onion, Volume 24 Issue 29 article entitle "Divorced Branding Exec Generates Buzz Before Getting Back Out There"

by foshizzle-prime July 22, 2004

go forward

used instead of "go straight" when giving directions to the driver of a car.. used amongst gay community..

go forward through this intersection.. then take a right at the light..

by miss mikie November 26, 2009

The Forward Bernie

A dance move like The Bernie, except you lean forward. A very white person dance.

Mitchell did The Forward Bernie to get pumped up for the track meet.

by goffman May 2, 2012