Jesus-to-Fetus

A common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of Jesus' position on the cross. The girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy's side, in fetal position. This is a more advanced cuddling position.

They're getting pretty serious. Homeboy's got her Jesus-To-Fetus

by sacuse November 25, 2010

high focus

A drug and alcohol abuse program in New Jersey. There are several centers, all in Northern Jersey. For four hours a day, four days a week, "patients" are harassed and bombarded with more rhetorical questions than I thought even existed. After several weeks, patients begin to lie, simply to get out faster. It is not supportive or useful; I would estimate it has a less than 5% success rate. If you're thinking of sending you're kid to rehab, send them anywhere but to this one.

"nah, I can't smoke, I've got high focus this afternoon"
"Oh. would you like me to kill you and take you out of your definite and impending misery?"
"absolutely."

by Another Druggie January 9, 2009

fetus

1. a young child/person; but can also be used to refer to anyone younger than yourself
2. someone who acts or looks like a small child
3. someone who is too afraid to do something
4. small

1. "Oh my god, look at those fetuses. They think they're hot shit, but they have a lot to learn."
2. "What does Justin Bieber know about love? He's just a fetus."
3. "Stop being a fetus and dissect the frog."
4. "Look at that cute fetus dog!"

by Rachel_Fro February 1, 2010

Fetusing

when a person is randomly in a corner or crouched in a fetus-like postition rocking back and forth and wimpering.

i looked over and she was fetusing.

by wind talker of the aboriganees April 16, 2005

focused individual

Person who is in a relationship. Generally entails extending the 'not cheating' philosophy to pointing out hot girls to their friends, going to strip clubs, watching porn, making sexist jokes, etc. Similar to being whipped but not as derogatory.

"Hey dude, did you see that girl in the bikini?"
"Nah dude, I'm a focused individual"

"You coming to Goldfingers tonight?"
"Are you kidding? I'm a focused individual, remember?"

by Simbera May 23, 2007

focustrate

A combination of focusing and concentrating. Most commonly used when one cannot focustrate, or is trying to. Is similar, but not quite synonymous, to focustraight.

"Dude, shut up! I can't focustrate on my essay with you talking on you cell like that!"

by ghuxy June 24, 2007

fetusphile

A male or Female who is attracted to the fetus. Clearly, being way worse than a pedophile.

fetusphile: Fuck yes! Genesis is on HBO again. *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
pedophile: you're sick.

by Lollipop Decay October 24, 2007