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fons

Someone who is amazing, fun to talk to, a smooth talker, smart, sexy, attractive, has good hair, can be a player, flirts too much, and can make any girl fall for him. When he's drunk he's hysterical and wild.
The Belgian sweetheart is who we call Fons.
by sawsi January 26, 2011
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Dirty Fonzie

The act of inserting a thumb into the anus during intercourse. Inspired by the Happy Day's character,Arthur Fonzerelli, who was fond of giving the thumbs up and uttering "Aaaaaaa(nus)."
"We were doing it doggy style when Christian decided to give me a dirty fonzie! I felt so violated!!"
by Anala November 13, 2005
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freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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Arthur Fonzerelli

The incarnation of cool. A character on the TV show Happy Days, set in the 50's. Known as "The Fonze" or "Fonzie. Played by Henry Winkler.
by Emily Howard November 28, 2003
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fong tzu

a philosopher of the 21st century who believes primarily in these 3 ideas:
1. fuc* you
2. you are so full of s*it
3. go rot in hell

these are the only phrases he uses to engage in a conversation.
brett: "yo fong tzu how was your day bro"
fong tzu: "go rot in hell"
by mo tzu November 23, 2011
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Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.
I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.
by sgjailr December 28, 2007
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chocolate fonz

when you doing a girl from behind after you cum you put you thumb in her ass and say "heeeeeyyy!!!!"
Anthony: You know lisa that hoe from the bar?
Roy: Yea
Anthony: I chocolate fonzed that bitch!!!
by Roy Hibbert fan March 18, 2009
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