Flaming Turd

A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.

If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!

by youloveit423 June 21, 2012

flaming casper

An ignited fart that burns with a clear flame not visible to the naked eye.

Dude, I heard the pop and felt the heat, that must have been a flaming casper!

by weasial November 20, 2015

flamingbros

Flamingbros:

A pack of exuberant dude bros that all share similar pitch and tone, much in the same vain as flamingos in the wild. A pack of flamingbros are known to slam monster energy drinks and drive jacked trucks.

What's that loud repetitive sound and reek of cheap cologne?

"Oh That's just a pack of Flamingbros"

by shulginspotion May 8, 2018

Flaming Dick

When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.

I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

flaming 69

This is when both parties just finished consuming spicy foods followed by a 69

Yo man. I heard joe picked up this girl the other night just trying to get lucky. They went out to eat and went back to his place and they ended up having a flaming 69. Both screaming and freaking out.

by Killadolphen June 28, 2022

The flaming kick of death

The flaming kick of death : the flaming kick of death is where James Leggett ferociously knuckle balls a football and dents the crossbar and rebounds at a speed of 200mph and puts the ball through the front windscreen of a vehicle

"Watch out lads I'm geeing it a the flaming kick of death"

"Aw for fuck sakes you've just dented the crossbar and smashed a window"

by Benjamin crunchy nut May 21, 2016

Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.

Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009