Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

Fidget spinner furry gamer

Fidget spinner furry gamer is one of the 4 genders.

YO MY FIDGET SPINNER FURRY GAMER, WANNA PLAY SOME FORTNUT

by The dad that never came back February 22, 2019

Fidget kids

Fidget kids used to be a very common species now they can be rare and some are crusty 5 yr olds!

Some one:Hey look it’s a fidget kid!
Me: oh.
( fidget kids are kids that collect pops it’s and other toys!)

by Person2.0_ December 31, 2021

fidget.scammer.hehe

hannah, very awesome, very fidget, very bisexual, very hehe, very hannah. :)

"woah, did you see @fidget.scammer.hehe's new post?"
"of course!"

by scared banana March 18, 2022

fidget spinner

I really useful item for children and teenagers with mental health issues. However society is a dick and made it look like a toy so people who didn't need one got one. This has now resulted in them getting banned in schools which is extremely unfair for the people who they help.

John: dude look at all these ticks i can do with this fidget spinner, you can't do shit with it!
Jeff: dude it helps with my anxiety and depression, please don't be a dick towards mental illnesses.
John: whatever don't be a buzz kill.

by yellowpurple June 4, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A toy with three sides that can only spin.

"Look at my gold fidget spinner!"

by Barb00111222 May 31, 2017

Fidget Spinner

Full blown Autism

I have a fidget spinner.
So...you have autism.

by Long dong silvers crippling de May 23, 2017