frapist

someone who steals your friends by forcing themselves on your friend(s)

lauren : oh god, there is alissa again! she's fraping rhea!
annika : what is she doing this time?
lauren : they're having a sleepover!
annika : damn, alissa is such a good frapist

by radicalspaceranger November 28, 2017

fapillater

a machine when hears the scream or crying of children starts to make fapping sounds in order to produce a tooth paste like substance.

hey did u get the fapillater?
no why
nothing just brang my niece here for a specific reason.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

fapiniscing

The act of tenderly stroking your gentleman's sausage while revisiting previous sexual encounters, viewing nudes from ex's and/or sexting with hoes}

Sometimes I miss my ex, but I had a fapiniscing session and quickly got over it.

by SZ8888 July 1, 2019

Flapid

Someone who blows a flacid

Priest looks like a flapid today.

It is flapid our today.

by The Zonib Language October 3, 2020

Flapitarian

Being vegetarian but you eat bird

I am a flapitarian so I can eat chicken

by evastoilet January 9, 2022

Fapi grande

When you jerk off in a Starbucks.

I stopped by Starbucks for a quick mochachino and a fapi grande.

by Ms Chenandler Bong October 22, 2022

fapitalism

opposite of cummunism (definitely)

yo guys try out fapitalism

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 25, 2022