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linkedin explosion

When one goes from being a "job seeker" on linkedin to being employed and wanting to show off to all your friends/colleagues through inviting them into your network.

Having minimal information on your profile and "in search of new career opportunity" to having a gratuitous amount of pages of text on a job you haven't even started yet.
Joe just had a linkedin explosion? Suddenly he thinks he's hot shit after landing that gig at BMW, he's adding everyone left and right bro.

Did you hear? Jill recently went from struggling liberal arts graduate to retail at Saks. She had a linkedin explosion and added our entire graduating class to brag about it through status updates.
by Spartan09 December 12, 2009
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Explosive Teabag

When you own someone so violently in a First Person Shooter that you can't stand the fact the ownage is over. You stand firm above their dead body and teabag as you hold a live grenade in your hand till it explodes.
I can't wait to explosive teabag that LMG noob
by SundanceKid February 9, 2008
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rectal explosion

What takes place in the bathroom the morning after eating Mexican food and beer
hershey squirts
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005
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Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
by Taylorrina January 17, 2009
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Explosive Shart

When someone sharts but empties the contents of their bowel in an explosive like manner
I had 3 tacos yesterday and managed to do an explosive shart!
by Sir Autism January 20, 2018
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Quantum Explosion Dynamo

The final level in Commander Keen Episode 5, The Armageddon Machine. Can be abbreviated as QED.
The QED (Quantum Explosion Dynamo) was a super hard level to beat!
by Jhorbygab January 14, 2008
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boob explosion

when a womans breasts are so large and constrained they're almost busting out of her clothes
"omg, look at her chest"

"ikr? boob explosion!"
by blueymcphluey November 6, 2009
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