Exit Wank

An extremely reckless danger-wank whereby the performer has little or no hope of remaining undetected. Such a brazen act is brought about the liberation of knowing one is leaving and doesn't have to face the consequences of their actions.

Bazza: "Did you hear Dennis from accounts finally flipped the bird to his boss and resigned?"

Gazza: "Yeah, then Wayne caught him polishing his piece all over Cathy from finance's desk while she was at the post-budget sausage roll party".

Bazza: "An exit wank? Are you kidding me, what a way to go out!"

by Johnny Long-bone January 25, 2012

exit ticket

An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.

Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.

by WerewolfNation November 6, 2013

Exit Box

Anus, used especially in reference to anal sex.

I put it in her exit box after Mexican and it was a mess.

by Doggin86 September 6, 2016

exitium

Means destruction in Latin.

Who could cause this much exitium?

by R4ND0MP3RS0N May 19, 2018

Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the their entire existence and asks themselves whether being alive even has a point or whether it's all pointless. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, making cereal and listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat

'oh no, Emma can't make it today she's having an existential crisis'

by BigNose395 November 19, 2019

Exit-Level

Exit-level literature refers to extremely depressing novels and works. The term ‘exit-level’ was a nickname given to liberal arts that were the opposite of entry-level art, such as literature, music etc. But over the years, and the redefinition from 4chan, Exit-level literature, although not difficult to read, came to mean novels and works of an extremely melancholic and depressing nature.

The novel The Maimed is so depressing it makes me wanna blow my brains out, it’s pretty exit-level stuff.

by MitsuXI September 11, 2022

The Exulted

The Exulted, is slang for Waffle whore

Yous such an The Exulted

by Eganwo February 24, 2008