why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

exercise intolerance

The condition that people with fibromyalgia claim they have that prevents them from engaging in physical activities that have been shown to significantly help their "disease."

Joyce: Because of exercise intolerance, I cannot workout for more than 10 minutes.
Billy: Hmmmmm, are you sure? Or is it because you weigh 300 pounds? You know Joyce, I know of a really good water aerobics class.

by PsyDawg July 13, 2015

exercise

To smoke weed or get high

Do you want to exercise with us?

by dbktmx21 December 10, 2009

Ball pits exercise

The act of washing just the balls, ass crack and arm pits. These areas are typically the strongest sources of body odor.

I think I need a shower. I was at a friend's house all weekend and only did the ball pits exercise.

by Malcoholic April 29, 2009

exercising prerogative

This is an auspicious phrase, ostensibly referring to hard work as in decisions, decisions, decisions, though evidenty not in the sense that the world is your oyster though discovering it os entirely up to you.

See here, I'm exercising prerogative, if nothing else, along with other less than formidable subjects.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

exerbating

Masturbating as a means for exercise.

Man 1: Dude where'd you get such huge biceps?

Man 2: I do some exerbating everyday.

by j-cho June 13, 2010

Exertris

A roblox exploiter that no one really likes, but we still talk to him.

he can also do some scripting shit...

Oh my god is that exertris I can’t be in this game with him.

by Slimim September 27, 2018