The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
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A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty
B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder
A: don't wel all?
B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder
A: don't wel all?
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