New England Oil Change

The art of having a person's butthole waxed.

I need to get a bikini wax and a New England Oil Change before going on vacation to Cancun!

by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016

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new england voicemail

When you set your phone to vibrate, shove it into your ass, and have your partner call you repeatedly.

Last night, she gave me a new england voicemail, so I had to void the warranty today.

by Hebrew91hammer December 12, 2016

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Rusty England

Hand job from an old British lady.

The old lady’s arthritis made my Rusty England phenomenal.

by Snickelfritz October 1, 2017

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New England Necktie

When a girl wraps her legs around your neck and farts directly on you, her legs draping across your chest like a tie. In some cultures, it is a symbol of great fortune.

"You seen Bobby recently?"

"No man, he's been down since he and Monica broke up."

"Why'd the break up?"

"Heard she gave him a New England Necktie."

"Say no more."

by PoopsMcGoops February 26, 2018

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New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019

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