EMS

1.OMG dis is nawt a wurrd!!!! ---deletedlete minimisse--*

2. A sexy little goat that you just can't keep your hands off of.

3. Barbie Vs. Spiderman

1. omg y r u so litrat???/?//
Becuse Ime smartur and mor intellectul than you. I spel corectly.

2. Yo homie, you're all up in my chick!
Sorry dude, she's just so EMSy.

3. OH MY GOD! It's a bug! SIKE.

4. Ok Michael, this is your last warning:
stop cheating on me with little Kelly or I'll put my pants back on!

by Queen Sarah the not-so-thrid December 28, 2005

em

Noun for a female person or woman. Used in a similar way as "guy."

She's a really great em.

by melovedean January 7, 2009

em

In typography, a unit of measure generally equivalent to the width of the letter m. When in the context of a 12-point font, an em is equal to a pica.

My car is badass. I can go from 0 to 6.33 ems per second in 8 seconds! Heck yes!

by therealken July 23, 2008

ems

abbreviation for:
eat my shorts

n00b: lolololrofl 1 pWn3d |-|1/\/\
guy pwned: ems

by kikaimaster August 21, 2007

em

This is a name for a some guy's girlfriend. Typical guy who calls his girlfriend 'em' is a real beta-male, skinny, has no self-esteem and has a really unmanly whiny voice. That girl he calls 'em' is pretty likely to be his only girlfriend. He is also prejudiced that he can get any girl, based on credential that he thinks she has.

"That guy is extremely pussy-whipped"

by pussy haters July 29, 2013

em

myself, who is named em. I am the stupidest and most idiotic creature on this planet. hate me, you know you want to.

Don't hate em because she's beautiful... hate her because she's not!

by the anarchist June 9, 2004

EMS

Europe MapleStory, a game which makes you become addicted and leeches your money + life.

Ex1:

a) dude you play EMS or GMS?
b) EMS FTW !!!

Ex2:

You have been playing MapleStory for 32 hour(s). We suggest you to take a break.

*keeps tapping to ctrl*

by xxxFangBladexxx0o0o October 20, 2010