Wes Eisold

Lyricist for hardcore bands such as American Nightmare, Give Up the Ghost, Some Girls, etc. Quite possibly the best lyricist in hardcore music. Brought to recent mainstream attention because Fall Out Boy used some of his lyrics without permission on their first two mainstream albums (from under the cork tree and infinity on high). Interestingly enough, Eisold only has one hand (birth defect).

Compare Wes Eisold's Red Cuts through Black Hearts, Sex and Glue, and, Gonna Set my soul on Fire (Some Girls) to XO (fall out boy)

by captive_mind June 20, 2009

douse the Edisons

To turn off the lights.

It's getting late, could you douse the Edisons for me?

by Heathen Lummox October 9, 2003

Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

new berlin eisenhower

the best school in new berlin that obtains..

incredibly attractive girls who are absolutely insane in addition to their breathtakingly good looks.

astonishing goodlooking guys that obtain their own language noone understands

guy 1 ' you hung out with new berlin eisenhower girls?!'

guy 2 'your soo luckkkyyyy'

by Ike School March 26, 2011

esson

a kiddy fiddling man molester

I say Charles, that fellow over there is behaving like a right Esson.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Thomas Edison

The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another.

After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.

by Rudery May 16, 2011

edison high school

A relatively small school located in Fairfax County, VA. Has a high minority population of Hispanics. Although a pretty crappy, ghetto school, some idiot millionaire decided to donate millions of dollars which was used to buy "Smartboards", which is a blackboard hooked up to a computer and is interactive. A very good idea, but the biggest waste of money on this talentless, worthless bunch of kids.

Yo there's gonna be a gangfight near edison high school tonight.

by ScrewYouToo February 24, 2005