The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.
Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"
Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"
Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."
Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."
Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"
Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."
Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."
by chickenfanny March 24, 2009
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by AmiAmmiel November 24, 2013
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Man: You want to do an end of the rainbow?
Woman: Nah, the funnel doesn't fit anymore, it's too loose.
Woman: Nah, the funnel doesn't fit anymore, it's too loose.
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Term used to describe a particularly slutty individual or one which is known to be "easy". Originated from the end-slices of bread loaves that everyone touches but no one actually wants.
Term used to describe a particularly slutty individual or one which is known to be "easy". Originated from the end-slices of bread loaves that everyone touches but no one actually wants.
Guy 1: "I was thinking about asking Ashley out tomorrow."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Guy 1: "Why not?"
Guy 2: "She's an end-slice, bro."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Guy 1: "Why not?"
Guy 2: "She's an end-slice, bro."
by Deltz October 18, 2013
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or "thats it im out of here end of!" in an arguement
"End Of!" to cut a sentance off mid conversation saying thats it
or "thats it im out of here end of!" in an arguement
"End Of!" to cut a sentance off mid conversation saying thats it
by GaryCole August 11, 2006
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last moments before you break up with your girl/boy friend. Comes from the change in mood and has history to many different breakups and the comments made by the people after these breakups.
Can be not related to love and mean the moment that changes you life forever.
last moments before you break up with your girl/boy friend. Comes from the change in mood and has history to many different breakups and the comments made by the people after these breakups.
Can be not related to love and mean the moment that changes you life forever.
Stu plucked up the courage and entered the end zone "i like you better as a friend"
Joe reached a crossroads either lie or come clean this was the end zone.
Joe reached a crossroads either lie or come clean this was the end zone.
by shadow_fox April 11, 2005
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