Jesse Duncan

1. To state the truth while others' impressions of the statement believe something completely different.

2. To convince someone that the truth is exagerated without actually exagerating it.

3. To piss someone off by talking and not understanding how.

John: "I just won the lottery!"
Bob: "Really, that's awesome, can I borrow some money?"
John: "No. I only won seventeen dollars."
Bob: "John, you just Jesse Duncan(ed) me!"

by OMN I POTENT June 9, 2009

Tim Duncan

The best basketball player in this generation; the most excellent basketball player in the world, following the retirement of Michael Jordan; Winner of three more championships than Kevin Garnett, Jermaine O'Neal, Allen Iverson, Amare Stoudemire, and Vince Cater combined.

Wow! People sure do criticize Tim Duncan a lot! With all those criticisms, one would think that whichever player is offered as a better ballplayer than Duncan (i.e. Garnett, O'Neal, Iverson, Stoudemire, Carter) would have won at least ONE championship! But they haven't, because none of them are Tim Duncan.

by BombSquad November 10, 2005

Dunch Munch

Eating Pussy.

"Amy made me dunch munch her again last night after eating curry."

by biznitches IV April 13, 2010

dunch crunch

a crispy sun dried red head

a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH

EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch

by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010

Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.

"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"

by CatMac February 7, 2014

dallas duncan

A super fat fuck who sweats a lot and gets caught fucking a preachers daughter like a dumbass

He just looks like a Dallas Duncan

by B!gD!ckB@nd!t February 18, 2015

Wet Duncan

A term coined when you 'knight' a female with a stiff phallus on the right shoulder just after love making when the wetness is still prevelent. A term formally used to show respect to the House Duncan in medieval times and showed a respect to the male mber whilst bestowing respect on the female of the house.

Just been out in this rain and i feel like i have just had a. Wet Duncan.

by SirToutAbout July 24, 2015