My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

Silverware Drawer

A group of people who are spooning.

"Hey" said John upon entering his dorm room. "I don't mind you and your girlfriend hanging out in here, but I don't want a frigging silverware drawer in here"!

by Alejandro 11 December 9, 2008

top drawer

1. the uppermost drawer in a cabinet
2. the highest classification of something cool that happened during a athletic event.

That gainer mctwist was top drawer

by brett the jew shark September 4, 2011

Top Drawer

To describe a woman of the highest quality.

Typically used as an observation made by one male to another.

"Katie Melua is top drawer"
"Phwoar, Emma Watson is straight from the top drawer"
"Damn girl, Taylor Swift IS top drawer"

by batterseaparkpalace May 8, 2014

drawer

The sliding piece(s) of a dresser that you can store your items inside. Usually stacked vertically.

I keep all my underwear in the top drawer of my dresser, and my pants in the drawer below it.

by Toro May 6, 2006

volmeister-droner

Code word for a homosexual orgy. Members use code names to indicate their role in the orgy. For example, someone named Honk would be the pivot man in a circle jerk, Leo is code for cum guzzler, DEH indicates that a person has an anus large enough to handle a giant dick.

I read on the bathroom wall that there's going to be a volmeister-droner in Auburn this weekend.

by I kill you. I kill you I shit in your mouth. April 6, 2008

Droner

A person who mixes the greatest 2 feelings of being drunk and stoned. Being drunk and stoned together makes you droned.
A droner ventures down this path often and is a man amoung men.

Get the beers, i got the weed, lets do what droners do.

I am a droner

by kingape1 July 20, 2008