douchebaggery

The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:

- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"

See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.

At least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.

by wheezer04041966 April 13, 2008

Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

Dougie B

The best drill rapper from the Bronx, NY. He gets sturdy quite often and is always geeked off a perk.

Dougie B ain't nobody bigger than he you huuuurrrddd.

by Dthangggg September 12, 2021

Double Jacksaw

The act of counter-rotational fellatio in which the giver harmoniously utilizes both hands and the mouth for maximum stimulation during blowjob. Traditionally, the left hand is on bottom and right hand on top while one rotates and the other counter rotates on the shaft while the head of the penis remains in the performer's mouth. For full effect, the two handed rotation and counter-rotation must be coupled with up and down motion on the penis and blowjob until explosive orgasm in the mouth is achieved.

**WARNING: NOT FOR THE INEXPERIENCED**

Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.

Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.

by JStakz May 6, 2017

O'Doulsed

When a bartender serves you an O'Douls instead of the beer you originally ordered. Perhaps the result of cheap bastards not tipping properly.

After Danny bought his second round without leaving a tip, the bartender O'Doulsed his bitch ass.

by Mistah Bob Dobalina August 25, 2011

Double Damn T

An ironclad guarantee.

I Double Damn T you, the team will pull this ballgame out!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

doujin

Short for doujinshi. Officially it means any independently published manga, but it's widely used around the interwebs to refer to hentai works.

Dave: Need to fap, give doujins please.
Bob: Go to pixiv and find some, ya filthy animal.

by Solarys January 3, 2018