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the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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doesn't cut any ice

1. Doesn't matter
2. Doesn't make any difference
3. All good
Person 1: Sorry I smoked all your weed.
Person 2: You had a rough day, I understand. It doesn't cut any ice with me bro.
by JammA September 27, 2012
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horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.
I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.
by Pedro September 29, 2003
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she doesn't count

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."
by covdav October 13, 2010
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Doesn’t tinkle my twinkle

Doesn’t appeal to me enough to elicit interest
That piece of art doesn’t tinkle my twinkle
by ShimonSmith December 31, 2020
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Doesnent

The Point in life when u just dont know or care to know of the answer
The meaning of life Doesnent matter unless happiness coinside with social harmony
by Master Cheif Zero January 9, 2021
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Doentay Wilder

Doentay Wilder or Wilder for short is a term used to describe a Dosser. Dosser are boxers who claim to be professional boxer but have zero A game without any follow up B or C game.
A "Wilder" or Dosser is prone to making excuses for any education received in or around a boxing ring (a short term favourite haunt for a dosser). Recently a dosser received a severe schooling over 3 periods resulting in suspected brain damage where the dosser refuse to accept his humble opponents consolation and cemented his place as less than second best.
That dosser is an amateur boxer and has been schooled like Doentay Wilder.
by LostboyAli October 11, 2021
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