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doctor hands

Don't touch me with those doctor hands, they're freezing!
by SneakerHeadAJ December 4, 2010
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Doctor Madeline

A girl, typically between 14-17 years of age, who does genital exams on boys her age.
Bob: Why is that girl getting latex gloves?
Talia: What do you mean? She’s Doctor Madeline, she’s gonna examine your penis.
Bob: What?!
Doctor Madeline: Bob, pull down your pants and lay down.
by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019
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Black doctor

Colloquial term for any cola based drink that is a godsend during any hangover session.
A: Mate I'm soooo hungover
B: (handing A a Coke) I reckon a trip to the black doctor is in order.
by nitens May 18, 2014
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Connor Doctor

1.Having a finger up ones rectum.
2. Ownage against someone.
"My ass hurts after I visited the Connor Doctor."
*When someone has an angry expression on their face* "Oh, s/he must have gone to the Connor Doctor.
*When someone is owned in a game* "I totally Conor Doctored you."
"Oh, I bet he gave her a good Connor Doctoring last night."
by POPEE September 18, 2005
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Doctor Who

A traveller who's the last of a noble race known as Time Lords. Sometimes he has companions, but they never stay along forever. They age and eventually die, and he has to move on.

He's the most fantastically good man throughout all of time and space, and yet he gets so little.

At the end of the day, he's just an oft lonely man who travels around the universe in a little blue box. And that's what makes him so brilliant.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the Doctor."
"The Doctor? Doctor who?"
by Thomas Robert Pietrzyk August 6, 2008
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doctor who

Basically only the most amazing TV show in all of existence. Stars brilliant people such as Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Billie Piper, Catherine Tate, Freema Agyeman, Karen Gillan, Arthur Darvill, Alex Kingston, etc.
So what the heck even is this show about?
You've probably heard that it's a show for nerds. THIS IS A LIE. Mostly. BUT WHO CARES? Nerdiness is great. Own those duct taped glasses! Rock those Lord of the Ring posters! Flash those Harry Potter books for the world to see!
Ahem. Anyways.
This show follows the adventures of the marvelous Doctor as he traverses all of time and space defending the Earth from aliens - although he himself is one - and other disasters - a surprising number of which occur in Cardiff.
People may tell you to skip nine. DO NOT LISTEN. SKIPPING NINE IS A LARGE MISTAKE, ONE THAT WILL RESULT IN TEARS, BLOOD, PAIN, AND PROBABLE DEATH.
All in all, watch this show. If you don't, you'll be the one missing out!
1: hey man, did you catch the doctor who episode last night?
2: no way bro, doctor who is for losers
1: *smashes 2 over the head with a large rusty frying pan while screaming DIE repeatedly*
by eowyn42 May 7, 2013
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Tenth Doctor

Played by David Tennant.

Considered by many (mainly new fans of Doctor Who) to be the best Doctor ever. Regeneration of Christopher Eccleston's Doctor. (ninth Doctor).
by Mandaese August 3, 2010
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