Dicked

To be deeply troubled by a situation; to be screwed; totally fucked

The hooker took your wallet? Oh fuck man, you just got dicked!

by DJSeebs October 19, 2003

dicked my cock

when a man of authority denies a man under said authority of something he wants, similar to the cock block. also known as "d-ing my c" . a hand gesture is often made.

"man i wanted to take the car yesterday, but my dad totally dicked my cock..."

by skeezmo12 July 12, 2009

Diskey Whiskey

The opposite of Whiskey dick. When you drink alcohol you get an incredible hard on.

Adam: Dude don't you think you should slow down on the drinks if you're going to go home with that girl tonight?

Sam: Na man. I've been blessed with Diskey whiskey so my erection is going to be better than ever.

by Gamer Assistants August 27, 2016

dicked drink

To surreptitiously place one's penis in a cocktail at the bar while the girl goes to use the restroom.

When I got back to the bar my mint julep tasted like ass. Steve was smiling at me, he'd just served me a dicked drink.

by johnny blaze69 September 20, 2017

Dicked

To be screwed over in a situation

He dicked me three weeks ago and I still can't feel my anus

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Dicked Down In Dallas

A Badass Motherfucking song right there Ole Son!

She's gettin dicked down in Dallas! Railed out in Raleigh...

by Are You Wet Yet? I Can't Tell! December 13, 2020

Triple-dicked

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.

Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.

by mcake June 12, 2010