digestive biscuit

A rugby/boarding school game. All male participants gather round a digestive biscuit and masturbate. The loser is the one who cums last. His forfeit being to eat the said biscuit. Also known as soggy biscuit.

Posh Kid #1, "Hey, Rupert, fancy one of our spiffing games tonight?"
Posh Kid #2, "Rather Percival! How about a game of digestive biscuit?"
Posh Kid #3, "Excellent! There's no way I can possibly lose four times in a row!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004

the medicine you digest so well

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

dinge

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

dinesha

Sweet honest person with very good hair

My cuz name is dinesha

by Symphoni June 18, 2017

dinged

To be charged. Usually without prior notice.

"I just got my cable bill and they dinged me for pay per views I didn't order!"

by voodoo122 August 2, 2005

Dingus Dongus

When calling someone a dingus isn't quite strong enough adding dongus is necessary.

A Dingus Dongus is the ultimate insult to someone who makes bonehead decisions or dingusly.

That guy who took up two spaces is such a dingus Dongus.

by Pizzaball June 4, 2018