Dickscount

When you buy weed from a guy and suck his dick for a lower price.

#1: Him: Dude, Selena gave me a bj last night so I gave her a dickscount on the g she bought.

Other guy: nice.

#2: Guy: Hey girl, if you buy your weed through me I'll give you that dickscount.
Girl: Oouu, I'm down.

by hxn.bxnxn October 28, 2018

dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.

Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!

by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020

Dicksavory

As savory as dick or juicy cock.

That meal was dicksavory. Damn that girl is dicksavory.

by Hotdog12222222 January 21, 2022

Dickscussion

Any conversation relating or pertaining to, the male genitalia.

"Yeah my right ball hangs lower and is smaller, what about you?"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"

by MortifiedPenguin7 January 30, 2022

Dickspacer

Same meaning as cockblocker. Person making a negative influence on you're chance getting a bitch.

I am trying to rizz up a girl but sebastian is such a dickspacer!

by Cmfnrs March 29, 2023

Phantom dicksand

The dicksand you get.. When you don't get the dick!! There you have it folks- phantom dicksand..

It's actually like dicksand but not.. When you fall for a dick pic and that's all you get from the guy.. phantom dicksand

by DamnuDan October 1, 2017

Dickface

A jerk, an asshole, a guy who thinks they know it all, and thinks that they are amazing at singing-when they really suck, they also think they can have whatever they want, commonly referred to as a "Tyler"

Guy- "Dude I could have her if I wanted her"
Girl- "You are such a Dickface!"

by Russel K. January 4, 2010