diskless

when a colleague hits his/her head and then no longer is in possession of a disk or disc

person 1: hey your looking pretty diskless
colleague: yeah i hit my head last night on the dishwasher
person 1: so u lost your disk?
colleague: mmm i hate it when i'm diskless

by caldowning December 8, 2010

Dackless

Not wearing pants. Without ones trousers on. Butt naked.

It's ok to go topless on the beach in France, but not dackless.

by Bob7 September 17, 2012

Dickleosis

Noun- A term commonly used in reference to an individual with a smaller than average man sausage. This terminal affliction, while endemic to suburban areas of northern Philly, is spreading proportionally with the growing number of fake ass punks and individuals whose only goal is to appear outwardly tough when in reality, they are total pussies.

*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.

Did you hear the terrible news?! Dr. Huxtable told me that Keith has stage 4 Dickleosis! The doctor says he has no chance of ever getting his nut.

by Sam Merc February 22, 2013

dicklestein

An asshole who is jewish

That dicklestein won't give me any money!

by SmartEnglishGuy123 October 6, 2016

Dicksessed

When a female gets obsessed with your dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan got dicksessed after me and her hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, maybe the dick was just too good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

dicksessed

When a female becomes obsessed with the dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan became dicksessed after we hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, the dick must of just been to good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

Dicklestick

A penis so thin it’s like a stick

“ his penis was so small I laughed and called it a dicklestick ... he got upset”

by Omni cypher July 9, 2018