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deer smear

The bloody stain left on a road from plowing into a deer at 60 mph. Usually accompanied with a puddle of antifreeze and may or may not include skid marks
Joe: Did you see that deer smear on hwy 51?
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.
by madmike1066 August 28, 2009
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deer stomping

A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.
Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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deero

It means a derelict person, like a feral type of weirdo. It could include junkies other lowlifes.
The word deero appears in the lyrics of the song "Everything you wanted"
by Syuk April 11, 2011
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deer bukake

Male deers use their hooves to jerk their furry dicks in one poor female bitch-deers face until they ejaculate hot animal cum on her face.
Yeah Rodney, I just watched this sick deer bukake video that bitch really got it good
by Deerlover69 June 17, 2016
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Deer Park

Deer Park is a small town that would be sooo much better off it it were still a part of Sycamore. There is hardly a chance you even searched it up on here if you don’t live there. Most of the teens there are depressed and feel alone, most the adults are hotheaded or went down the wrong path. But they have an ok football team...
Kid 1: Hey did you hear that new kid is from Deer Park?
Kid 2: Oh really? Did they play on the football team😏
Kid 1: No...
Kid 2:...Oh.... well then...
by 0o0~Zero~0o0 November 19, 2018
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deeran

a deeran is one of the best boys u’ll ever know! they have the sweetest laugh and the cutest eyes to look at, and their hair is always bomb. one of the most huggable species of human kind, a deeran is to die for
sathi: is that shane DEERAN

raja: that explains it, hes a hottie
by cookielover4567 October 4, 2021
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Russian deer fuck

To take a Female accompanist out on a hunting trip to kill a deer. After killing the deer, cut the heart out and use the blood from it as a lubricant for sex.
I Russian deer fucked on my hunting trip last night!
by WiredFire February 11, 2014
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