Dense Breast

A breast that is dense

That breast is dense, and is a dense breast because of it's density and it's a breast.

by tittytot69 December 10, 2016

Dense

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.

Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.

by Alienlyfe February 6, 2019

Dense Breast

A "dense breast" is a breast that holds its shape and is more round (therefore attracting a larger male audience)

Sarah has such cute boobs.
She has dense breasts

by MattThePro December 20, 2016

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Dense

Better than Thicc, a banging baddie.

"Damn, did you see her ass? She's dense!"

by Erin Anne October 21, 2022

Dense Breast

When a woman uses multiple devices such as towels or extra breast carrying devices in order to enhance the size of her boobs.

Shannon is using the Dense Breast because she's ugly otherwise

by ilikewafflesnsyrup October 1, 2016

Dense

When a person is stubborn, or doesn't wanna do anything they are told.

Guy 1: "Dude i asked my girl to get me some dorritos on her way to the gym, she told me to get my lazy ass up and do it my self".

Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".

by DangerRus September 5, 2016