Dense Breast

When a woman uses multiple devices such as towels or extra breast carrying devices in order to enhance the size of her boobs.

Shannon is using the Dense Breast because she's ugly otherwise

by ilikewafflesnsyrup October 1, 2016

Dense Breast

A fatal medical condition in which a man/womans breasts become hard like a rock, taking pleasure out from boob jobs, and therefore, indirectly, causing sexual partners to kill you, hence the term 'fatal'

Help, my girlfriend has dense breast! i might have to put her down

by BigBoyDaffodil December 5, 2016

Dense Breast

A bad boob job

Wow that chick got a bad boob job that a case of dense breast

by Skatman John 89 December 13, 2016

Dense

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.

Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.

by Alienlyfe February 6, 2019

Dense Breast

A "dense breast" is a breast that holds its shape and is more round (therefore attracting a larger male audience)

Sarah has such cute boobs.
She has dense breasts

by MattThePro December 20, 2016

Dense breasts

A phrase for a female who needs to take things less serious and for a girl who acts bitchy for no reason

Guy 1 - yo bro you see that girl over there

Guy 2- yeah she has some dense breasts she's such a bitch

by Hoeify October 1, 2016

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020