Danimals

The most baller yogurt drink this side of the Mississippi. Never fuck with a nigga that drinks Danimals, it's common sense. Danimals has been known to numb emotions and increase the blood flow to your dick, causing raging erections and sporadic tantrums that could cost you your aorta.

Nigga 1: "Oh shit son, that nigga's packin' Danimals."
Nigga 2: "Shutup."

by OriginJM November 15, 2007

The Denim Finger

The act of fingering a girl but on the outside of her jeans while she is wearing them.

*Often used during hardcore make-out sessions and foreplay.

Nix0rz: So Beau how was the movie?
Beau: Amazing, I gave julie the Denim Finger.
Jake: You old sailor you.

by beaucunt December 11, 2006

Denial

The psychological shadow of dishonesty, it is the willing exchange of the truth for a lie, because the lie is more palatable.

Those in denial can concoct even the strangest of fictions, but the Truth is stranger than Fiction; for we have made the Fiction to suit ourselves.

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 24, 2013

Denimism

The principles and practices of an denimist

October's main feature is 'Denimism' so it's difficult to find specifics about jeans but I'd say most popular are long denim skirts.

by denimism.com May 12, 2010

Size Denial

Either one of two things:

1.(n.) When a person (usually overweight) can no longer fit into clothes of a particular size but continue to buy and wear clothes of said size, despite what their gut/hips might have to say about it. Typically occurs when a person refuses to accept that they've either become fat, or(in the case of an already lardy person), have gained even more weight.

2.(n, abstract) When a person who may feel a touch insecure about the size of their..."thing " buys condoms larger then they are.
This often leads to slippage.

1. Suffering from a classic case of size denial, Jack continued to wear his favorite size 30 jeans, despite the fact that his waistline bordered size 38.
(please note that this phenomenon is more prevalent in women.)

2. Luke wanted to buy condoms, but he when he found out he was "Garden Snake" size, his size denial kicked in.
So instead, he grabbed the Anaconda ones instead.

by rotamboh December 27, 2009

emo in denial

A guy/gal who denies that they are emo to avoid even more ridicule from their peers, thus creating only more reason to ridicule them. True emo-kids deny that they are emo because they do not wish to promote the fact that they are emo. An emo poser would promote the fact that they are supposedly emo.

Brad: "what are you crying about you little emo-girl?"
eM: "i'm not emo!" *sobs*
Brad: "you are such an emo in denial."
eM *wiping tears from under her sideswept bangs,
murmurs* "..am not."

by eM, "When i get blue...i start to breathe again." July 24, 2006

Gaia Denial

The after-effect from being banned from Gaia Online, usually a permanent ban, but can also be a temporary ban. People undergoing Gaia Denial will usually have been banned for no reason whatsoever and are usually the upper class Gaians. They will try to stay close to Gaia by abusing TekTek, or making a mule account and trying to reconnect with people. They try to believe they'll get their account back, and by the time they finally accept that Gaia is gone, their account is usually restored.

Guy: He's been sitting there on the computer for a while, is he okay?
Girl: He's fine, he's just in Gaia Denial.

by MikanSan December 30, 2009