Text Delay

The event which happens during an IM or Text message when a question is asked along with a statement, resulting in a reaction to the statement and a second statement by the first person. Finally the initial question is answered and the delay causes a mix up in the conversation.

Text delays are sometimes caused by slow typers or stories that take a long time to type.

Text Delay Example Conversation?
Xxx(10:32:11) hey wasup?
Yyy(10:32:55) nothin much. We won our game today.
Yyy(10:33:06) Did u win?
Xxx(10:33:28) wow! U guys won! Thats the hardest team in the state!
Yyy(10:34:44) ya i played a great game. The ride there was so far.
Xxx(10:35:11) no we lost
Yyy(10:35:43) oh that sucks
Xxx(10:36:12) ya. How long was the ride?
............

by Haydenharrow March 4, 2009

delysia

delysia is a kind hearted , beautiful , loving girl. she is full of smiles and laughter but is yet a very petty person her attitude will surprise you at first but you'll learn to like it. she is as beautiful as a goddess like literally to guys she's hot to girls she's stunning. when you have a delysia just know she's a keeper cause she's hella loyal and an amazing girlfriend. another thing to know about her is she is an amazing friend everyone want to know her and bestfriend wise she's the best seriously get you a delysia.

" damn did you see the new girl delysia ?"

by reiser4 December 13, 2016

delcan

Delcan is a male name. It represents trustworthy and curvy bones. Delcan tends to overthink. He can be annoying but he is also a good friend.

You are a Delcan

by 123cake January 30, 2019

Thomas Delay

Former House Majority Leader; A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Thomas Delay says:
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap June 1, 2006

Human Rain Delay

An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something they just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.

Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...

by 910 January 11, 2009

Tom DeLay

An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.

How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes

And the award for world's greatest asshole...

TOM DELAY

by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005

delays

Ace rock band from Southampton. Responsible for songs such as 'Nearer Than Heaven' and 'Hey Girl'. Gonna be huge!!

threw your Lego in the lake.....

by George Baker February 11, 2004