DeceptiCunt

1. A man or transvestite masquerading, or running around disguised as a woman.

2. A cross dresser

I brought a girl home to have sex with her, but then I saw her penis and realized she was a deceptiCunt

by the great white ghost July 19, 2011

DeCato

DeCato derives from the French name DeCateaux. A DeCato is a strong willed individual. They are passionate, loving, loyal, affectionate and most are very attractive. DeCato is a person that will go above and beyond to make others happy. They are someone that may get lost in the darkness, but once in the light can make others see good and bring them up. They will try their hardest despite all odds against them. They can take on any challenge that comes their way. Anyone who comes in contact with a DeCato, is very lucky.

"My boss is a DeCato, He's just awesome!"

Bea-" I am dating a Decato!"
Leah-" Where the heck did you meet one? JEALOUS!!!"

by iProfessor February 3, 2010

weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.

The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003

The Obama Deception

The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film by Alex Jones that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people. The Obama phenomenon is a hoax carefully crafted by the captains of the New World Order. He is being pushed as savior in an attempt to con the American people into accepting global slavery.

The Obama Deception

by ericsnow March 15, 2009

Decants

The new replacement for Horse Power in a vehicle, it combines the engine, looks and cost together to get a random power measurement.

How many Decants does a Bugatti Veyron have? oh about 1,000,000

by Slick007nick May 12, 2008

Decepticon

Evil TransFormer, a member of the dominant evil faction in TransFormers Generation 1 and several other series. (Known as Destrons in Japan; converted into Predacons for the Beast Wars series).

Most stories suggest they began as a rebel faction on Cybertron which invented arms for the first time and sought to control other transformers in order to dominate the universe, although I find it more likely that they were actually the dominant faction from the start which gradually became more and more arrogant as their power increased. (This is more consistent with the fact that the Decepticons are in control and the Autobots are the rebels in nearly all the early TransFormers stories set on Cybertron).

Hell-bent on interstellar domination, including on earth where they crash-land, the Decepticons attempt to seize and amass energy when and wherever they can, without any concern for other beings or for sustainability. Many Decepticons are also depicted as ruthless and malevolent entities in their own right, enjoying destruction and violence as a good in itself (although the attribution of such emotions to robots seems problematic).

The Decepticon symbol is a purple face insignia looking similar to Soundwave's head. In the cartoons, they also always fire purple/magenta laser beams.

Led by Megatron and later by his reincarnated form, Galvatron; also in various media by other characters such as Ratbat, Soundwave, Starscream, Scorponok, Bludgeon, Thunderwing and Lord Straxus.

"The Decepticons are blitzing Autobot City. We're really taking a pounding. I don't know how much longer we can hold out" - Blaster, in TransFormers: The Movie.

George W. Bush is intent on a Decepticon-style oil grab in the Middle East.

That van is painted in a very scary way; it looks almost like it should be a Decepticon.

by Andy April 19, 2004

Academic Decathlon

(AD for short) a club in which you study your ass of to prove who knows the most useless information than who and also to determine who has the most prowess.

Who has the most prowess in your AD team.

by Max Kansas April 5, 2005