dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.

"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"

by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015

dead man's flare gun

The lowest tier weapon in a classic Doom/Quake-style first person shooter. Named such because all it does is draw attention to the user for somebody better-equipped to pwn.

I just killed somebody with a BFG and this noob still rushed me with a dead man's flare gun.

by BottleLiving June 28, 2011

dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.

I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.

by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014

deamani

Deamani’s a man that’s to himself. He has a bunch of money. He should have over 6 siblings. He usually gives a lot of money away because he has too much for his own good. He’s a very good husband.

Is that deamani.... he must have a lot of money.

by Jdawgman August 11, 2018

Dead man tired

So tired you are unable to move and appear to be deceased to the naked eye.

I pulled an all nighter last night and now I am dead man tired.

by Humanbean201513 November 18, 2018

Dead man's fingers

When a girl gets fingered by a guy with really cold hands

"You got fingered last night?"

"Yeah it was freezing though, dead man's fingers"

by Chonk111 June 6, 2019

Dead Man’s Promise

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.

Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? April 4, 2021