When you are avoiding work by instant messaging your friends during office time, but forget to take the caps lock off after you do data entry, and type to them in all caps.
Hey whats going on?
NOT MUCH. HOW ARE YOU.
Woa, whats wrong are you mad?
SORRY DATA CAPS
A software developer / database administrator responsible for OLAP tools. Reports to a dumbass junior VPs of Sales, not the IT or IS people. Usually a low-paid consultant. Generates stupid reports for stupid people.
The data wrangler wants us to put another joint-key index on the sold_items table. Dumbass, doesn't he know that slows down inserts?