porn damaged

A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.

I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged

by Rancidelephant January 24, 2008

Quad Damage

A fucking great Alternative Metal band from North-West London.

www.facebook.com/quaddamageband

www.soundcloud.com/quaddamage

"Dude, Quad Damage rip shit up!"

by RoflcopterSoiSoiSoiSoi January 15, 2012

damage

n. The total of a bill in a place of business, usually when the bill is large. Probably came from the situation where someone wrecks the place and offers to pay for any damage.

Patron: What's the damage?
Waiter: Three bills.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

Damanda

(1)n, (2)adj- a very demanding, extremely bitchy girl. Often named Amanda.

(1)"where's damanda today?"

(2)"that girl is such a damanda..."

by Cede Ad Undas January 13, 2011

psychic damage

damage caused when something's so dumb, crazy, nonsensical, etcetera that it hurts to experience

watching PragerU videos gave me psychic damage - the fact that two oil billionares can fund a project that successfully spreads completely unsubstantiated claims is actually insane

by AnotherUrbanDictionaryUser March 2, 2023

damacantcum

when you are so drunk that you try to beat off and you end up falling asleep because it takes too much effort to be able to cum. also may apply to failure of drunken sexual intercourse (may me vaginal or anal or even the oral variety) abbreviation is d.c.c

last night i was so hammered i woke up this morning and thought back to last night when i was wacking off and thought to myself damacantcum

by vonba018 February 14, 2010

damado

Very sweet; one who loves to satisfy others and put another first before own self; Faithful

Damado is so wonderful

by rico hall April 6, 2015