dangler

Usually used as a hockey term. A dangler noun refers to a player who can deke out or "undress" the opposing player.

Watch out, #2 is a dangler

by Jeff July 27, 2004

Southern Crab Dangle

The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)

Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.

by Ross P. September 27, 2003

dallas dangler

While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.

Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."
Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."
Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"

by Mike 111825 January 2, 2008

Rangle the Dangle

The act of hooking up with many guys in a very short amount of time.

Man 1: Dude... Lucy has blown eight guys tonight.

Man 2: Wow. She really knows how to rangle the dangle!

by Weaton Leemour January 12, 2009

angle of the dangle

The angle of a male erection.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.

by guy343432 August 23, 2006

dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

Dangleability

The ability to dangle in the sport of ice hockey.

Pavel Datsyuk has a severe case of dangleability.

by Johnson69 February 27, 2009