Dad 

Im not sure. I never actually found one.

Where's my Dad?

Dad by Softboy05 October 31, 2019

dad 

gone.

wya dad

dad by hoe time November 23, 2019

Dad 

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

Dad by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

Dad 

A dad is a blood related father who takes care of you, teaches you and feeds you.

Son;"Dad can you get some milk from the Supermarket?"
Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*

Dad by yourmom284 March 20, 2020

Dad 

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

Dad by bigboybiggg April 12, 2020

Dad 

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

Dad by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

Dad 

A dad is someone who will teach you ow to ride a bike to swim and to tie your shoes without my dad I would be lost

My dad is the best

Dad by Sam 2480 June 8, 2020