The Dirty Doug

When you are fucking a girl and shit yourself then you blame it on the dog. (U+Dog = Doug)

Shit hit the fan when I gave my girl "The Dirty Doug"(She doesn't have a dog)

by Dirty Deuces June 11, 2018

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Doug Burgum

The thing you become when you run for president as an AI generated candidate from the year 1988.

Person A : Man, back when Hillary Clinton ran for President, she really pulled a Doug Burgum.

Person B : Yeah, no doubt.

by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023

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Doug Stare

The Doug Stare is basically the look we’re you have one eyebrow up with added rizz.

He really hit her with the Doug Stare💀💀💀

by Lilsussy420 January 16, 2023

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doug fact

1. A fact so random that it sounds completely made up
2. Something that is actually true but sounds like bullshit

(also known as a fact of the day and a drunk fact)

"Doug": "For every hour of sleep, you can stay awake for two hours!"
Person 2: "That's definitely a doug fact."
Person 3: "Yeah, where the fuck did you come up with that?"
"Doug": "I didn't come up with it! It's real!"
Person 2: "Yeah right, you're full of shit."
"Doug": "God, you guys never believe me."

by ojaiojai December 15, 2010

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going doug

Going Doug is when you claim to take showers, but don't...ever. To go Doug, you also have to not wash your clothes....ever. In fact, you may occasionally defecate or masturbate in or on your clothes, yet still wear them to bed, and the next day. Extreme cases of going Doug also include sporting a bowl cut and being shaped like a pair or bell. This is an unwanted biproduct of the grunge era.

Person A: "Wow! You smell like a wet dog wearing old gym socks. Why are you going doug today?"

Person B: "Who's gay?"

by Big Mar February 26, 2005

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