Lukie Dookie

To pass out drunk in someone's house and unknowingly, drop a deuce in a common area such as a livingroom, leaving it for others to clean up

Drew got so drunk last night, he passed out on my couch and when I woke up, he left a Lukie Dookie on my coffee table. Such an A-Hole!

by Resqtech260 May 10, 2015

flookie dookie

A word used to describe complete bull shit

Jordan be on that flookie dookie.

by _freakmaster March 12, 2015

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

dookie balls

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.

"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."

by alduin777 May 1, 2015

Dookie Burger

The act of dropping a hot,fresh steamer on the porcelain and smacking your meatstick.

I killed two birds with one stone the other morning before work. Took a dookie burger in under 10 minutes.

by Obi Won☆88 December 27, 2019

dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.

I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.

by drewbe69 August 10, 2010

Dookie Helmet

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.

Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!

by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010