Dinowilliams Disease

Dinowilliam's Disease is a non-contagious disease that occurs when someone is "whipped without having a female lover", as quoted by Prof of Commerce, Philip Phung, Melbourne University.

In short, this refers to someone who DOES NOT have a girlfriend, but still contains the symptoms associated with being whipped.

The following includes but is not limited to some of the symptoms:
- Messaging all the group chats (whether it be the basketball group chat, tennis group chat, etc, but does so to get info on girls as opposed to actually socialize)
- Throws 6 million parties despite being in woop woop so no one can actually get to his house
- Ditching your friends on your Eng Lang table

Daquan: Yo, this nigger William doesn't talk in our group chat anymore! Wtf is he doing Bruh
Rajesh: OnGod, this nigga be tripping, he must have Dinowilliams disease

by Bruh Zhou November 18, 2019

Sanjaysmoo Disease

Sanjaysmoo Disease is when you're born Vietnamese and are a simp. Sanjaysmoo Disease causes you to climb to the top of trees and scream at the top of your lungs, "All Woman Are Right". It is a rare condition and only 8 people have been diagnosed with this extremely rare and deadly disease. This person is the biggest simp and does things only for pussy, but never gets it. All people with this disease die a virgin, usually at the age of 25.

I think I might have Sanjaysmoo Disease because I have the urge to climb that tree and tell the world that all woman are right

by IHaveSanjaysmooDisease February 24, 2020

despair disease

Despair Disease is a motive introduced in the third chapter of Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair. It's an endemic disease that is found on Jabberwock Island. According to Monokuma, there are extremely tiny insects that transmit the disease.In truth, it's a fictional disease that exists only in the Neo World Program's virtual version of the island. "The insects" appear to be just a story made up by Monokuma, who can cure and supposedly inflict the disease in a flash.

“Oh no, I have a disease! walking around in your Neighborhood, spreading all my flees. Everybody like ‘what you got?’ And I’m like.... despair disease!”

by Yeetus or get yeetus April 9, 2020

corner disease

Corner disease is a disease where you Ejaculate before touching it. It’s a very rare disease. Only 1 in a million have it. The first person to be diagnosed with corner disease was karrar angelov.

Hi karrar what are you doing?

Karrar: I’m having a corner disease attack.

by tedz123 August 17, 2020

Moopuns disease

The extreme displeasure and disscontempt caused by being around someone who suffers from Moopins disease.
See also: Moopins disease

Dr: You have Moopuns disease
Guy: Is it the same as Moopins disease?
Dr: No, Moopuns is the hatred of being around someone suffering from Moopins disease. You simply can’t tolerate them.

by shelbsy April 14, 2021

Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009

convenient sickness disease

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.

"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*

by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010