Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

by Tom December 7, 2004

Dilly Bug

1) Another name for Ladybug
2) Keelie Bug

"I caught a dilly bug"
"I ate a dilly bug for dinner because I'm poor and have no money so I eat bugs"

by Keelie Bear January 27, 2009

Wackin' the Dilly

Used to describe when one is sitting around doing nothing. Usually in reference to masturbating. Stroking the cock, massaging the giggle stick, getting your groove on with your hand, flicking the wrist, masturbating.

Wackin' the Dilly: Dude, are you going to do anything today or are you going to sit around Wackin'the Dilly?

by Becky and Jess August 20, 2007

dilly dilly

The best kind of person or thing.

You rescued me when I was black out drunk. Dilly dilly!

by JiveMasterT October 12, 2017

Dillybar

An intolerably stupid person.

Mike: Ted, you thought Wayne Gretzky was a wrestler? You dillybar!

Ted: Yeah I know, he was a hockey player. Man, I am a dillybar!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

DILF

extremely good looking dad who probably has a huge dick and i would like to have sex with over and over again
aka--mr. pesta

The hottest DILF is Mr. Pesta. He and I had crazy animal sex after he tucked nick and billy into bed last night. god he has a nice dick.

by Everyone In The World Knows Its True March 20, 2005

dilly daddle

when you are messing around rather than doing what you were supposed to be doing.

Casey: "Hey Billy what did you do this weekend?"
Billy: "Nothing really, I went to the movies and then just dilly daddled around."

by Doubtfire January 12, 2009