The Manlet Detection Agency is a crucial government entity that seeks to, using the long arm of the law, squash the derisory emergence of a pint-sized manlet insurgency. The brave men and women of the Manlet Detection Agency work tirelessly to protect the community from the ever-present threat of a manlet uprising by relentlessly detecting manlets both online and irl. Suspected manlets are detained and then searched and stripped of any contraband like height boosting insoles and high heels. Subsequently the potential Little Criminals are meticulously measured and, if confirmed to be shorter than 5ft10 and therefore a soon-to-be prison wife manlet, the stunted manlets are arrested on the spot. Every lacking inch below 5ft10 is known to be reflected by an additional ten-year prison term in the girlish manlet's well-deserved sentence, which will be imposed upon the puny manlet by a fuming judge as the microscopic manlet boy stands small in a courtroom atop of his towering attorney's outstretched palm securely shackled by a string of dental floss.
Hey, isn't that the minuscule turbo-manlet Kevin Hart getting hemmed up by a heroic group of mobile task force agents from the Manlet Detection Agency? It sure is. That diminutively petite and astronomically effeminate sissy manlet is going to be sentenced to a billion years in the penitentiary. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 25, 2024
Get the Manlet Detection Agencymug. The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.
Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
by Manthemanman August 10, 2010
Get the Detective Modemug. by RootX September 6, 2017
Get the troll detectedmug. a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.
by axis32 April 16, 2023
Get the LA Detectivemug. The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.
I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!
If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.
If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.
by Stevie Steel Private Dick May 31, 2021
Get the Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detectivemug. A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
by lembnau February 1, 2017
Get the thumb detecting nut fuckermug. A group of online friends wearing the same or very similar skins killing people that aren't the same/similar skins repeatedly until they change
by FatPogChamp44 September 10, 2021
Get the Drip Detection Squadmug.