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brain damage

Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).

The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.
Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
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what's your damage?

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date
Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"
by PSONBT December 9, 2008
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Quad Damage

A fucking great Alternative Metal band from North-West London.

www.facebook.com/quaddamageband

www.soundcloud.com/quaddamage
"Dude, Quad Damage rip shit up!"
by RoflcopterSoiSoiSoiSoi January 15, 2012
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damage

n. The total of a bill in a place of business, usually when the bill is large. Probably came from the situation where someone wrecks the place and offers to pay for any damage.
Patron: What's the damage?
Waiter: Three bills.
by fizzle April 10, 2004
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psychic damage

damage caused when something's so dumb, crazy, nonsensical, etcetera that it hurts to experience
watching PragerU videos gave me psychic damage - the fact that two oil billionares can fund a project that successfully spreads completely unsubstantiated claims is actually insane
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Damage Plan

Dimebag Darrell Abbott from the metal band "Pantera".
The band officially split in 2003 due to conflicts between members. Phil Anselmo, in the throes of a heroin addiction, started lashing out at other members. Anselmo left the band for other projects, such as Superjoint Ritual and Down. After 2 years, brothers Vinnie and Dimebag eventually moved on and went on to form Damageplan.

On December 8, 2004, while performing with Damageplan at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus, Ohio, Dimebag Darrell Abbott was shot and killed onstage by Nathan Gale (ex-marine). Abbott was shot a total of five times, at point-blank range in the back of the head. He was 38 years old.
* Patrick Lachman - vocals
* Dimebag Darrell - guitar (deceased)
* Vinnie Paul - drums
* Bob Zilla - bass

Damage Plan was a great band.
by Avt123 December 6, 2007
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Fall damage

A glitch in the popular game "Fortnite" that haunts TSM_Myth's dreams
THIS F****N FALL DAMAGE
by Not Vortex December 8, 2018
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