Miley Cyrus

Another Disney-Money-Maker. A wanna-be Vanessa Hugens , Hilary Duff , and Briteny Spears who is extremely vain. She "sings" songs about her fame, also known as Hannah Montanna . She doesn't even sing, it's pretty much talking, no wonder why she is so talentless . She got it from her ugly dad. Is also a bad actor with a fake accent. She is selfish, rude, vain, and talentless. She thinks she is the best singer in the world. No one (with common sense) knows why she even got famous. Wait, it's because of her washed-out ugly dad!

1. Miley: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS BECAUSE I ROCK!!!
Miley: Aren't me iz an FANTABULOUS singer?
Person with a brain: No.
Miley: WAAAA! BUT I'M MILEY CYRUS!
Person with a brain: Yeah, that's why my ears and eyes bleed!
Miley: Well, NOBODY'S PERFECT! I gotta work it! Again and -but wait.... I'm Miley Cyrus so I'm perfect!
8 year old that brainwashed because Miley is such a ugly bad singer: YEAH! HANNY MONTANNY U ARE LIKE SO AWESOME!
Miley: Noooo, I'm Miley~ Because I like PUNK. (and yet she is wearing pink lol)
Miley: Good night everybody! Thank you for being spoiled little brats for begging your parents into wasting their life-time paycheck!
Fans (in a robot voice): Anything for you, Hanny Montanny!
Miley: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M PUNK! Now I gtg for a manicure with ponies! (lol)
Miley: Oh yeah, I forgot, I need to pose for Vanity Fair again!

2. Fan: Do you like Hanny Monntanny?
Person: No, and all of the fans are such posers! If you were a true fan you would know it's Miley Cyrus, and she doesn't even sing, she talks!
Fan: Your stooped.
Person: It's YOU'RE STUPID and that's not even an insult!
Fan: What?
Person: U=STUPIDER
Fan: WAAA!

by Youare Astalker October 19, 2008

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Cyrus

A famous hero of the Guardia kingdom. Often seen fighting alongside Glenn against the forces of Magus and Ozzie. He died in 600 A.D. After obtaining the Masamune at the Mystic Mountian, but his spirit still remains to bless all bearers of the dreamstone blade.

"Cyrus has left to find the Masamune and defeat Magus once and for all"
"If only Cyrus were here"

by dnb February 19, 2003

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miley cyrus virus

When you twerk really badly and you uncontrollably stick your tongue out in pictures.

Also, you touch yourself sensually in front of other people. Can infect guys too.

Jim: Hey, what's up with Brianna? Why is she sticking out her tongue while twerking horribly?
Rafael: (whispering) She's got the Miley Cyrus Virus.
Jim: Oh, that explains everything.

by Jeaneth February 25, 2014

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Miley Cyrus Suck

Nickname for a really good blowjob.

Miley Cyrus is now offering a Miley Cyrus Suck!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

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Destiny Hope Cyrus

The epitome of an ironic name.

While Destiny Hope does sound wholesome, the actual young starlet herself is in fact a gargantuan whore. Her fans consist of young, naive 10 year olds -give or take- who all think that their job is to defend such slutty behavior.

Destiny Hope's talent is mediocre at best -and that's putting it lightly. Her acting is non-believable, her singing is disgustingly awful, and all she's truly left with is a slightly decent appearance.

The reason for her lucky fame and success is solely due to what her TV show, Hannah Montana, is based on. A pop singing sensation. It was a brilliant money-making idea, and some day the slutty bitch will throw it all away for alcohol, cocaine, and a crack baby.

12 year old moron: Miley Cyrus is such a good role model! I look up to her! Her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus!!! How can you say she's going to be the next Britney Spears?!!

Person with slightly more intellect: Aside from her attempt to be sexy at the Teenage choice awards, raunchy photos and slutty vibe...

Actually, that pretty much sums it up.

by Selena Gomez is better, duh September 5, 2009

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