Cuntastic

cun-tas-tik

-adjective

Related Forms

Cuntasticlity-noun

1. Wonderfully irritated.

2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.

- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.

Officer whore was very cuntastic when she charged three motorcyclist with reckless driving purely off witness statements such as the non driving cunt that failed to check her mirrors prior to changing lanes, causing a collision with the third motorcyclist.

by FriendlyMotorcyclist June 20, 2012

Cuntasaur

cunt-uh-soore ; n. a cunt like creature varying in size from rather large to fairly small, stands on two legs, may appear to be a female human at first glance, but in it's natural enviroment, usually parties, it can be easily categorized

"Dayum did you see that huge cuntasaur at the party last night?"
"yea man, that cuntasuar broke a chair on the porch, what a beast she was"

by Dust-rag November 26, 2007

cuntasaurus

a very large/angry vagina

john - "i banged the sheela on the weekend man"
barry - "true"
john - "yeah she had definate cuntasaurus, and i thought they were extinct"

by ronasaurus April 21, 2008

Cuntass

A rare psychological disorder in which a man believes that his anus is actually a vagina. Not to be confused with homosexuality, cuntass can occur in both heterosexual and homosexual men. It is actually more common in heterosexual men, do the conflict wherein they desire anal penetration, but are disgusted with the idea of it at the same time.

Such men will often be observed practicing very strange behavior, such as using tampons anally on a monthly basis, or playing with their asshole excessively.

Cuntass is a severe disorder, and should not be taken lightly.

"Why the hell is John carrying around tampons?"
"He's god some serious cuntass."

by MrCuntAss December 10, 2008

Cuntass

A Vaginal that does not stop and connects to the butt hole.

That chick has a dirty cuntass!

by gfsdjkfdlsj January 31, 2008

Cuntastic

Adj., a sarcastic exclamation or modifier combining the negative connotation of "cunt" with the positive connotation of "fantastic" as such.
Adv., cuntastically
Alt: Cunt-tastic

Broseph: Your new bitch is cuntastic, brah. She's got DDs and a presentable mug but damn, her personality is irredeemable.
Bromine: She's a piece of ass, but I'll never get out; she knows about our circle-jerk parties and is leveraging that to keep me at bay.
Broseph: Derrrrrrrrr...She's okay by me, then.

Rodney: How's your mother-in-law been? I know she's about to go...
Percy: Cuntastically as ever! Damn it's gonna be a relief when she finally submits; I'd rather contend with a mourner than a perpetual PMSer.
Rodney: Mazel tov!

by Texan Tile November 10, 2010

Cuntasaurus

A New Jersey band who throws together last minute songs about stupid shit.

"Wow, dude, did you see Cuntasaurus last night?"
"Yeah man, they sucked."
"I know, right?"

by Billy Cuntrag September 13, 2006