cunkold

some one with a tiny penis who cant please a women or man

ur dad is a cunkold

by zccfbbjm December 1, 2009

Cunked

Similar to the phrase “get fucked”, but even more so.

“Get cunked, you bitch!”

by wefbo February 1, 2021

cunkel

a spiraled string of shit also known as a curly or a flurry

i just popped a cunkel and i threw it at that homeless nigga!

by the murv April 12, 2009

Cunkler

A person who acts retarded but isn’t really.

Look at Bobby being a cunkler.

by Jerry cunkler April 11, 2019

cunkle

cunkle is the action that occurs when your knuckles force your nails into the side of a womens vagina, colon, etc. This typically happens while fisting.

Shit Steve, you just cunkled the shit out of my judy, said Suzanne.

by joeyjoejo1200 December 9, 2008

Cunkbag

the utensil used to pwn the cunk inside the vajeen. that is, the chunks of whatever shit may be in that particular cunt: douchebag

yeah i got nut, so? but then the bitch used her cunkbag and caked my face!

by ANDREWMARTIN February 27, 2008

cunky monkey

A really stupid thing that stupid retards say because it makes no sense

Person 1: Wow you really are a cunky monkey

Person 2: That makes absolutely no sense you stupid idiot

by KingGuaca April 14, 2021