Combouflage

Covering up your loss of hair by using hair from the side of your head and combing it over the bald spot on the top of your head.

Jess: Wow Norm it looks like you got a new head of hair since I last saw you.

Norm: Nah Jess, I learned to combouflage.

by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

Cambodian Crockpot

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.

I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.

by Big Mike 77 November 2, 2011

cumbacca

During a blowjob, you tug on her nipples at the exact time you cum, causing her to scream. Sounding like Chewbacca from Star Wars

Dude. Be careful when you 69. You may give her a Cumbacca

by FRESHLYSTOLENMEMES June 9, 2017

The Cambodian sprinkler

When nearing the point of ejaculation, the man removes his penis from the womans vagina, and sets himself in a circular motion. The man must turn no less than 127.8 degrees.

Man: "I'm sorry for that"
Woman: "You only covered 124.3 degrees"
Man;"Not quite the Cambodian sprinkler"
Woman: "Get the OXYclean"

by The Hamdouglar September 28, 2009

weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.

Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.

by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016

Congratulations Combo

A sentence that includes a combination of terms coined from Chris D’Elia’s Congratulations Podcast that is typically utilized in a situation where someone has been an ultimate cuda (see y’cuda definition) and are deserving of knowing so in the highest degree possible.

You can have a gender reveal party all you want!! Now, y’cuda, s’free’cunsh all day long, but turn ‘round...guh gunk. Change it. I just hit you with the congratulations combo dude.

by atruebaby November 3, 2017

kentucky combo

Drinking 2 odd things that do not go together at all

Crystal light and soy sauce. That’s all you need to know... Kentucky combo

by Airwrecka Kane December 6, 2018