cumbler

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant

That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.

by thefjordsman June 15, 2009

cumbucha

When you collect cum into a jar and save it until it turns into a brown liquid resembling the look of kombucha.

I nutted into a jar where I keep my cumbucha.

by soliloqt November 2, 2018

cumbreallas

Also know as false eyelashes, was invented by a Greek prostitute in the 1800’s to protect cum from getting in her eyes

“Make sure you don’t forget your cumbreallas girl”

by I just exist February 12, 2021

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.

Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.

by Diction.net February 24, 2015

cumbiscuit

A freshly baked biscuit covered in your own cum

After I took my shower, I came all over the biscuits I had just made and sat down to a delicious breakfast of cumbiscuits.

by cumlovingboy June 19, 2006

Cumbridge

When a male blows his load onto two boobs connecting the nipples with one line of cum.

I cumbridged the shit out of her

by Chay Rarales October 10, 2011

Deep Fried Cumballs

The act of the male busting on a female's back then proceeding to rub his nuts in it. The male then proceeds to 'deep fry' his balls in the females mouth

Tommy: "Dude I heard you and Merideth had a little circus fun last night Joe"
Joe: "Yeah man, her favorite circus treat..deep fried cumballs"

by FreakoSuave July 13, 2010