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coming out

When gay men and women and bisexuals can finally accept who they are and reveal their orientation to friends and family
A perfect example of someone coming out:
Guy:
Gay Guy: Uhhh... Dave? Theres something I need to.. tell you.
Dave: What is it bro?
Gay guy: I think I'm gay.
Dave: Serious? How long have you known?
Gay guy: A year... Can we still be friends?
Dave: sure, man. as long as you're not turned on.

Girl:
Lesbian girl: ..Hey trish?
Trish: what
Lesbian: If I tell you somethng will you completely freak out?
Trish: No! What??? Tell me.
Lesbian: You're totally gonna think Im weird but.. im a lesbian.
Trish: (silent) *laughs* REALLY?!?!?!?!?!? Your kidding
Lesbian: no.. im serious.
Trish: how long have you known?
Lesbian: since i was like..... ten
Trish: Wow.

Bisexual:

Bi Girl: Mom? I need to tell you something. I cant take it anymore.
Mom: What..
Bi Girl.: I'm attracted to girls, mom. And boys. Im bisexual.
Mom: (silent) Really? What if its just a stage in your life..? it could be just a stage!!
Bi GIrl: No.. mom. I know myself better than anyone else. I;m bisexual.
Mom: Wow.
Bi Girl: You're not mad, are you?
Mom: no of course not.
Bi Girl: Okay. (hugs)
by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006
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cuminabun

something discord packers say before or after a joke
cuminabun ya mama forced a parasite in her body so she can do tiktok dances
by DiscordPackers March 24, 2021
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Coming to America

One of the funniest movies of the 80s. It was Eddie Murphy's movie. Him and Arsenio Hall were some of the main characters. It's about a prince from Zemunda, Africa who comes to America to find a wife. He goes to Queens, New York with his servant Simmi. He has to get used to the way things are in America and find love as well.
Bypasser:"Fuck you!"
Eddie:"Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!😁"

Interaction between New Yorkers and the prince from Coming to America
by JJWatt April 14, 2014
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its coming home

Why did the chicken turnaround instead of crossing the road because its coming home
by Syco sean July 6, 2018
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cumanji

a game similar to Jumanji, only the main goal of the game is jacking off while fighting giant beasts and pussy crazy poachers.
Cumanji is so awesome i fought off a rabid elephant by exploding a load into said fucker's bloodstream
by Sir Ty January 7, 2006
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they are coming

A state of mind only obtainable through understanding the fact that they are coming
Observer: I don't understand...
Eileen: That is because... They are coming...
Observer: I understand!
by BossHoss January 11, 2009
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are you coming to the tree

ArE YoU, arE yOU- cominG t0 ThE trEe.
mike: yuz. YESSSS GET InTOOO IT!!!
lisa: ARE YOU? are you coming to the tree.
mike: OWKSHsEDJDJDSjsfj

the end.
by Coconut <3 April 23, 2020
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