A pussy emo Meyerpire.
Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING
Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.
Did I mention he sparkles?
Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING
Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.
Did I mention he sparkles?
Girl 1: OME!!!! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!! <3
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*
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Fan-Girl: OMG!! Edward Cullen is soooooo hawt. I wanna spread peanut butter over him and lick it off.....mmmmmmm
Every-sane-guy: .......
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...dumbass.
Every-sane-guy: .......
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...dumbass.
by A_Sane_Guy June 30, 2009
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One the only places left in the world with a non-alcoholic Octoberfest.
Only teen hang outs are wal-mart parking lot and/or heritage park.
One the only places left in the world with a non-alcoholic Octoberfest.
Only teen hang outs are wal-mart parking lot and/or heritage park.
"hey man wanna stop in cullman tonight? it's the only dry county for miles... no wait... more like states!!!"
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One member said, "Cullenism is a mass group of people,referred to as Cullenites, who have come together to appreciate the values and ideals represented by the Twilight series. We are not a religion(or a cult,lol) But we will be comparing and discussing Twilight with religion.We are nondenominational and don't intend to make anyone give up their own personal beliefs to be a part of the Cullenism group. We are simply fans who cherish the values of Twilight (not just how cute Edward is)!"
There are many different people with different views on Cullenism. Many insist that it IS a religion, others a cult, others not.
One member said, "Cullenism is a mass group of people,referred to as Cullenites, who have come together to appreciate the values and ideals represented by the Twilight series. We are not a religion(or a cult,lol) But we will be comparing and discussing Twilight with religion.We are nondenominational and don't intend to make anyone give up their own personal beliefs to be a part of the Cullenism group. We are simply fans who cherish the values of Twilight (not just how cute Edward is)!"
There are many different people with different views on Cullenism. Many insist that it IS a religion, others a cult, others not.
-In the name of Carlisle, Edward, and Jasper and Emmett, amen.
-What are you doing?
-Practicing my beliefs! It's called Cullenism; I'm Cullenist now.
-Oh. Isn't that not a religion?
-It is to me.
-What are you doing?
-Practicing my beliefs! It's called Cullenism; I'm Cullenist now.
-Oh. Isn't that not a religion?
-It is to me.
by Damned_Daybreaker May 25, 2009
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